I have to. I’m the only person who’ll listen to me.
— My brother, William, when I noted on how much he talks to himself
I think you can get ‘crime.’ You could shoot people.
— A friend, on how easy it would be to act out “Crime and Punishment” in charades
Posted May 18, 2012 at 12:31pm
Maris doesn’t allow pets. She distrusts anyone that loves her unconditionally.
— Niles Crane, Frasier
Posted May 17, 2012 at 12:22pm
I want you to be my Ghandi.
— My friend, Colleen, on spending the summer learning digital media
Posted May 16, 2012 at 12:29pm
I almost didn’t like this game!
— My friend, Lynn, after winning her first game of Bananagrams
Posted May 15, 2012 at 12:23pm
We’re in the high risk pool now.
— My friend, Sarah, on car insurance with three teenage children
Posted May 14, 2012 at 12:31pm
I want to be more like Eliza, who knows no boundaries and cares about them even less.
— My friend, Colleen, on my 19-year-old daughter
Posted May 12, 2012 at 12:31pm
Why is it not flashing? Off. Oh.
— My brother William, taking a photo with his new iPhone.
Posted May 11, 2012 at 9:20pm
Mine’s just a purse on wheels.
— My friend Linda, when I apologized for my car being such a mess
Posted May 5, 2012 at 10:52am
